Okay, it's not as spectacular as a David Blaine stunt, but i have been sitting in the same cube for 5.5 years and i'm sure i'll need a team of doctors to dive in and recessitate my brain or sew something back on... like a digit or an ear if this goes on much longer.

What appears to be truly sad is how little my office has changed over the past 5 years. The photo on the right was taken in 2002. No difference. In fact i have some of the same photos!