The fate of the world is teetering into oblivion, can you see it? Sigh. Rebels are eating the last few remaining silverback gorillas in the congo, the world atomic clock was pushed forward two minutes (thanks to nuke-happy Iraq and north Korea), and my 2.5 year old ipod has died! If you doubt our imminent hop-scotching towards oblivion and that silly silly problem of global warming, read '8 Uncommon Ways To Keep Warm ."